Saint Etienne /

Amateur

Jayston
Back....
Further back....

Sarah
Janine, just 19
Joined a pyramid scheme
Didn't think it mean
To inflate her estate
Left it too late
Broke her dreams
Broke her friends, who said
"Courtesy is dead"

And now a piece of Vambra
Is looking like Turana
She's banking on the fee
She'll get from ITV

Rethink, refrain
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
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Kyle, frozen smile
Got himself a mobile
Got a house
One wrinkle: couldn't get a signal
Pretty fast
Put a mast
On the neighboring flats

A little girl called Jill
Will... become very ill
But that is years away
So who gives a hey

Rethink, refrain
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
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Five-star review
Who
Bought a new LP
Had to agree
With the critic
Really dug my lyric
Tolerate
All the people you hate

When they walk all over you
Ah, baby, what you gonna do
Get a Corinthian view
Wear the pink and blue
Ooh

Rethink, refrain
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
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Rethink, refrain
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Amateur
Amateur

Rethink, refrain
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Amateur
Amateur
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